Oh, look! Another softstyle t-shirt claiming to be the holy grail of comfort and fashion but hey, this one actually delivers. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s so soft you’ll start questioning why you ever settled for those scratchy, cardboard-like tees before. Lightweight? Absolutely. Perfect for layering or wearing year-round? Duh.
With a classic crew neckline and zero side seams (because who needs those?), this shirt isn’t just a pretty face it’s environmentally friendly too. Ideal for casual outings or those high-stakes social interactions where you want people to know you’ve got taste and a sense of humor.
The perfect gift for friends, family, or anyone who appreciates sarcasm wrapped in high-quality cotton. Birthdays, holidays, or just a random Tuesday—this tee is your new go-to statement piece.
Product Features
- 100% ring-spun cotton: Softer than your emotional support blanket
- Classic fit with a crew neckline: Because some don’t need reinventing
- No side seams: Less fabric, fewer problems
- Durable print-friendly fabric: So your sarcastic slogan stays sharp, just like you
- Ethically produced & Oeko-Tex certified: Sleep well knowing your snark didn’t come at the cost of humanity
Care Instructions
- No dry cleaning (you fancy or something?)
- No bleach (unless you like ruining things)
- Tumble dry on low heat (patience, my friend)
- Iron on low heat (because wrinkles are only endearing on puppies)
- Machine wash cold (keep it chill, just like you)
Basically, this t-shirt is the best decision you’ll make today unless, of course, you plan on winning the lottery. In that case, congratulations.
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
