Introducing the Wine Tumbler—the only thing standing between you and completely losing your patience with the world. Whether you're enduring another pointless meeting, pretending to enjoy a social gathering, or just aggressively avoiding responsibilities, this tumbler is here to support your life choices (or lack thereof).
Features That Are More Reliable Than Your Wi-Fi
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Durable stainless steel construction, because you drop things. A lot.
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Keeps drinks hot for 6 hours and cold for 12, longer than your ability to tolerate nonsense.
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Customizable full wrap design, so you can loudly advertise your mood without saying a word.
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BPA-free lid with secure closure, because spilling is for amateurs.
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12oz capacity, big enough to help you cope, small enough to look classy while doing it.
Care Instructions (Not That You’ll Follow Them)
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Hand wash only, because apparently, you need to suffer for nice things.
Perfect for celebrations, stress relief, regrettable conversations, and pretending you have your life together. Whether you're sipping on sophistication or just trying to make it through another ridiculous interaction, this tumbler is here to help. Get one. Maybe even two, you deserve it.
| 12oz | |
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| Height, in | 4.50 |
| Rim diameter, in | 3.11 |
| Base diameter, in | 2.75 |
