“My Personality Requires a Warning Label” Men’s T-Shirt – Soft style Tee for Casual Wear

Oh, look—another Men’s Soft-Style T-Shirt, because clearly, the world just doesn’t have enough t-shirts. But don’t worry, this one is special (or at least, that’s what we’re supposed to say). Designed for those who want to make a bold statement - because what screams individuality better than a mass-produced cotton tee?

Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton (only the finest threads for your obviously refined taste), this lightweight marvel is ideal for everyday wear - because, let’s be real, you’re probably just going to wear it to binge-watch Netflix anyway. The humorous design ensures that people will definitely notice you (for better or worse), making it perfect for casual outings, forced social interactions, or just avoiding responsibilities in style.

Why You NEED This Shirt (According to Us)

- No side seams - because apparently, seams are just too oppressive.

- Ribbed knit collar - so it won’t betray you by curling up like an old receipt.

- Shoulder tape - because fabric stability is obviously top priority in life.

- Soft, durable, and smooth fabric - because feeling like a burlap sack is not the vibe.

- Ethically produced, so you can brag about saving the planet one t-shirt at a time.

How to NOT Ruin It

- Don’t dry clean - let’s not get delusions of grandeur.

- Don’t bleach - unless you want an abstract version.

- Tumble dry on low heat - because high heat is for people who love shrinking their clothes.

- Iron on low heat - or just embrace the wrinkles.

- Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F) - or ignore all of this and hope for the best.

So, if you’re looking to show off your unparalleled sense of humor and effortless coolness, congratulations—you’ve found the t-shirt. Now go ahead, add it to your collection of statement pieces (or just another addition to your laundry pile). You’re welcome.