"I Love Sarcasm. It's like punching people but with words" Wrap yourself in this Champion Hoodie, a surefire way to prove you're sarcastic enough to buy clothing that advertises it. Its “oh-so-soft” medium-heavy fabric will shield you from those frosty temps, while you sip your pumpkin spice latte or pretend to run errands. Perfect for those who embrace casual laziness or simply want to say, "I'm too clever to care."
It’s also a great gift for that one sarcastic friend who already owns 37 hoodies but will totally fake gratitude for this one. Birthday? Holiday? You forgot an anniversary? No worries, this hoodie screams, “I care... just enough!”
Product features:
Built tough with a cotton/polyester blend (because you're definitely not hand-washing it).
Hood with drawstrings—because apparently, people still need directions on how to tighten it.
Convenient kangaroo pocket for storing snacks or ghosting texts.
Seamless sides, because wasting fabric is so last century.
The iconic "C" logo.
Care instructions:
Machine wash cold, or whatever. Just don’t bleach it unless you want a tie-dye look.
No tumble drying unless shrunken hoodies are your aesthetic.
Low-heat iron, because we know you’ll ignore this anyway.
Do not dry clean, unless you want to give your dry cleaner a laugh.
Stay stylish, stay cozy, and stay just snarky enough to pull this off. 😉
