"Me Pretending to Listen Should Be Enough for You!" Wine Tumbler - Perfect Gift for Wine Lovers

Introducing the Wine Tumbler—the only thing standing between you and making regrettable life choices via text. This sleek, stainless steel miracle worker is designed for those who appreciate elegance but also fully embrace the fact that adulthood is a scam. Whether you're fake-laughing through a family gathering or just trying to survive another work-from-home disaster, this tumbler is here to keep your drink exactly how you want it while you pretend you have it all together.

Features That Are More Reliable Than Your WiFi

• Durable stainless steel construction, because you're definitely going to drop it.

• Keeps drinks hot for 6 hours and cold for 12, longer than your patience for unsolicited advice.

• Full wrap decoration, so you can loudly broadcast your life motto without having to say a word.

• Seamless vacuum-insulated double-wall,because temperature control is a thing, unlike your impulse purchases.

• Clear BPA-free lid with slide closure, because spilling is for amateurs.

Care Instructions (Not That You'll Follow Them)

• Hand wash only—because you didn’t need another reason to question your life choices, but here we are.

Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, crying over spreadsheets, or rewarding yourself for simply existing. Whether you’re sipping on sophistication or drowning in denial, this tumbler’s got your back. Go ahead, get one, you deserve a little luxury… or at least something that won’t judge you.