Introducing the Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee—the durable, stylish battleground between kids and laundry detergent. This masterpiece of fabric engineering ensures your little whirlwind looks effortlessly cool while actively defying cleanliness. Whether it’s a birthday, holiday, or just another Tuesday where someone decides the floor is lava, this tee is the perfect sidekick.
Product features
No side seams—because why complicate things when the entire outfit will be covered in mystery stains anyway?
Ribbed collar that stays in shape (unlike your patience after chasing them around).
Shoulder tape for extra support—because parenting is already a contact sport.
Soft, midweight US cotton—perfect for all seasons, and for catching ketchup splatters in high definition.
Ethically made so you can feel good about their fashion choices while praying they don’t rip it in five minutes.
Care instructions
Wash: Warm—because kids are basically professional mess-makers.
Non-chlorine bleach as needed—and you will need it.
Tumble dry, medium heat—because your sanity isn’t the only thing hanging by a thread.
Iron, steam, or dry: Low heat—if you have the energy to attempt ironing tiny clothes.
Do not dry clean—unless your kid happens to be a royal heir.
So go ahead, grab this tee—it’ll survive the playground, school, and whatever questionable “science experiments” your child decides to conduct today. Parents, rejoice! At least one part of their wardrobe isn’t completely doomed.
