Oh, look—a tote bag with an attitude problem. Crafted from 100% polyester (because who needs natural fibers when you can have industrial-grade durability?), this snarky sidekick is here to carry your essentials while making sure everyone around you knows you have impeccable taste—and that they probably don’t.
With its bold proclamation, “It’s OK if you don’t like me, Not Everyone Has Good Taste”, this bag isn’t just a fashion statement, it’s a public service announcement. Whether you’re strolling into a beach day, brunch, or a weekend getaway, this tote guarantees you’ll be making an entrance—judgmental glare included at no extra cost.
Product Features
100% polyester because resilience is key when dealing with people who lack fashion sense
Reinforced stitching on handles, ensuring your sass remains securely in hand
Boxed corners for extra storage, because carrying grudges requires space
Multiple color handle options—choose your weapon of choice wisely
Non-woven laminate inside for easy cleaning after spilling the tea
Care Instructions
Remove all items first (unless you want to wash that sarcasm right out).
Pretreat visible stains with stain remover—because even your standards have limits.
Mix warm water with detergent and clean with a soft brush or a washcloth—gently, like handling fragile egos.
Let air dry, because patience is a virtue (not that you needed reminding).
Perfect for trendsetters, rebels, and those who like their fashion with a side of shade. Ready to let your tote do the talking?
