Apron "To Be Old & Wise" - for Men

Ah yes, the personalized chef’s apron - because nothing screams culinary excellence like strapping yourself into a polyester canvas masterpiece. Designed for the home cook who wants to shine (or at least avoid sauce stains on their actual clothes), this tie-back wonder secures you in for whatever kitchen disaster awaits.

- Material: 100% polyester canvas - because cotton was too mainstream.

- One size fits all (31.5" x 25.6") - so if it doesn’t fit, that sounds like a you problem.

- Tie-back closure - for that snug, 'ready to battle the stove' fit.

- Sewn-in care label - so you don’t have to rely on intuition to wash it.

- Assembled in the USA - using globally sourced parts, because balance.

- White hem thread - which, let’s be honest, you didn’t even notice until now.

So, whether you’re whipping up a gourmet meal, burning toast, or just rocking an apron for aesthetic, congratulations you’ve found the apron that will make you look like you know what you're doing. Happy cooking!